Kia ora, welcome to our corner of the world! Care to introduce yourself? 
Share as much or as little detail about yourself as you wish.
How should we refer to you? Where are you arriving from? What brings you here? What brings you joy? How do you spend your time? What do you dream about? What do you worry about?
Thanks for joining us. We hope to make you feel at home and connect you with other interesting things happening around. 
(This pattern of community introductions is inspired by a tradition in the Scuttlebutt social network of inviting newbies say hi in #new-people.)